i only ever filled in 2 report cards, & in both cases i hadnt been on the ministry at all those 2 months, so i just put 4 hours because it was just about believable
Psychotic Parrot
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getting time in is quite dishonest !
by looloo ini have a friend (ex workmate) and a jw ex workmate calls on her and has done for 6 years , i recently asked her what they talk about , she said she gives me some mags that go straight in the bin when she leaves but we have a good gossip about my love life and my kids what she has been up to (not a lot as she ia 40 year old virgin) and she never mentions jesus armageddon bla bla .
if she stays 2 hours do you reckon the fact that she leaves the mags means she would count her time , did anyone else do that ?
it prooves its nothing to do with serving god !
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How 1 apostate got all the JWs talking and put doubts in there minds...
by cognac init was a couple of years ago.
he put signs up everywhere stating that there were over 23k or something jw pedophiles.
it caused quite a commotion in many different halls and all the jws were talking about it.... anyone do anything like that where you live?.
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Psychotic Parrot
i dabble in as many as possible anything from dub to orchestral to electro pop to rawwk
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Your sex life as a j-dub (not sure if this is the correct forum for this)
by Psychotic Parrot inif it isn't then i'm sure a mod will move it for me .
but yeah, for those of you who were married as j-dubs, did you find that being a j-dub somewhat soured things in the saucy department?
lolz.
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Psychotic Parrot
if it isn't then i'm sure a mod will move it for me
but yeah, for those of you who were married as j-dubs, did you find that being a j-dub somewhat soured things in the saucy department? lolz
i'm so glad i don't have to marry a j-dub woman! marriage can taint sex enough as it is, let alone with jehoobie in the room with you all the time as well!
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What Was It That Finally Got You To Leave The Organization?
by minimus inwhat pushed you over the edge?.
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Psychotic Parrot
When i was going through 'the questions' for becoming an unbaptised publisher with two elders & one of them asked me the question 'do you want to be a jehovah's witness?'
It suddenly dawned on me there & then that there was nothing in the world i wanted less. I said yes of course, but i think they could tell i was lying. I never went on the ministry again after that, & stopped going to meetings a couple of months later.
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How 1 apostate got all the JWs talking and put doubts in there minds...
by cognac init was a couple of years ago.
he put signs up everywhere stating that there were over 23k or something jw pedophiles.
it caused quite a commotion in many different halls and all the jws were talking about it.... anyone do anything like that where you live?.
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Psychotic Parrot
I'm making an album about cults (j-dubs in particular) & i'm gonna try to get everyone to listen to it. It would be great if an apostate musician (there are many of us) got mega famous, that would really have an impact.
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getting time in is quite dishonest !
by looloo ini have a friend (ex workmate) and a jw ex workmate calls on her and has done for 6 years , i recently asked her what they talk about , she said she gives me some mags that go straight in the bin when she leaves but we have a good gossip about my love life and my kids what she has been up to (not a lot as she ia 40 year old virgin) and she never mentions jesus armageddon bla bla .
if she stays 2 hours do you reckon the fact that she leaves the mags means she would count her time , did anyone else do that ?
it prooves its nothing to do with serving god !
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Psychotic Parrot
I think active j-dubs who have turned apostate should count the time they spend slandering the name of jehoobie
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birds
by John Doe inso, i'm thinking of getting a pet bird with the money i saved by working on my own car.
i'm trying to decide on species.
any suggestions?.
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Psychotic Parrot
I recommend you get a parrot
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Is the evil we experience in our lives just "collateral damage" in the issue of universal sovereignty?
by gubberningbody init's not as if i have questions that need resolving.
i know things would likely have been better if jehovah had been listened to.
i am also ready and willing to do what he wants me to do, however exactly what that is isn't so clear.. if we're just pawns and the world is just a chess game between jehovah and satan, then i'm not sure i can wrap my mind around the length of the match and the things that have happened during this time period.. surely we wouldn't consider it morally upright to use humans in this way to prove a point to satan and the angels?.
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Psychotic Parrot
In response to the retard who asked me if i'm all knowing.
No, i am not. However i do know that even if this universe was created by someone rather than something (which is a possibility that i consider to be unlikely), the chances of that someone being anything at all like any 'gawd' envisioned by any religion on this planet is approximately 0%.
And there are sound scholarly reasons for saying that. I may not be all knowing, but i know a hell of a lot more than any of the people who wrote the books of the bible or any other silly religious texts.
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A Dating Site For Jehovah's Witnesses?!
by Blue Grass ini discovered a site called www.jwmatch.com which have pictures of individuals claiming to be jws looking for others jws to date.
based on the watchtower's anti internet stance and meeting people online, i doubt this website is real.
has anyone else seen this site?
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Psychotic Parrot
Someone should make a j-dub site for finding sex, & see how many j-dubs join it.
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Is the evil we experience in our lives just "collateral damage" in the issue of universal sovereignty?
by gubberningbody init's not as if i have questions that need resolving.
i know things would likely have been better if jehovah had been listened to.
i am also ready and willing to do what he wants me to do, however exactly what that is isn't so clear.. if we're just pawns and the world is just a chess game between jehovah and satan, then i'm not sure i can wrap my mind around the length of the match and the things that have happened during this time period.. surely we wouldn't consider it morally upright to use humans in this way to prove a point to satan and the angels?.
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Psychotic Parrot
God doesn't exist.